Staying in on a friday night means watching Top Of The Pops

Which means I should have gone out and got wasted instead

Things I have gleamed from this evening's "music" show

• Michelle McManus, who I believe is the winner of this year's pop idol, is too fat to be on TV. She should have her stomach tied. Too fat is just as bad as too thin. In fact, in number of people affected its far far worse. And I think she needs to be seen to be doing something about it. Diet bitch. Or just get the fuck off my tv screen


• Westlife are Cunts


• Atomic Kitten have not split up for good. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE? Please, is there a fund I can contribute to?? I just want them gone. Any assasination offers, please email adesefton@hotmail.com. I pay well.

Clearly I should have gone out this evening.

- posted by Adam @ 8:08 pm