2004 - Roundabout the half way mark

Well, we're over half way, just, but time for a quick list of things I've learnt so far this year. I guess the question as ever becomes "You needed to learn these things in the first place Adam?". Without further ado:

• Seeing your mate's balls is a passion-killer


• The Thames is a really fucking dirty river


• Concussions can make someone really moody


• You can travel from London all the way to Snodownia on one road - the A5


• People I don't know actually sometimes read this


• Hackney council are complete asshats


• You can get some great shoes from eBay


• James Fray's A Million Little Pieces is the best book I've read all year


• Mona Lisa Smile should never have been made


• Giving up PlayStation 2 is hard and I have relapsed


• I am supremely, stunningly, amazingly lazy

So that's where we're at kids. Revelation after revelation. Who knows what sort of zen-master-guru-of-wisdom I will have become by 2005.
- posted by Adam @ 3:20 pm